5.26.2009

I could be anyone...

I’m sure you’re all wondering who exactly is Father Confessor. I could be anyone: a Gossip Girl Fab Five, a Lady in White Glove or someone who is close to both groups. Who is this new entity who never talks in the conference room? Who is this silent listener when everyone else is talking?

Well, unfortunately for you, you’ll never find out. Fortunately for me, I get the dish on everything that’s going on in the Confi world. Father Confessor has the latest breaking news compiled by yours truly (as well as the countless, anonymous informants I have all over this network of friends, enemies and frienemies). I’m the gatekeeper to all gossip, rumors and scandals taking place in our small, yet fabulous, section of Gaylandia.

If you’re looking for old fashioned news, try the TV, but if you want the dish on what’s happening in my world of the Confi’s young and old, pretty and not, then you’ve come to the right place. Welcome to Father Confessor.

Blessed are the fabulous. Mwah!

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