Long Live the Queens!

The public has spoken.

One name rose above all. The queen of the South now conquers the much-coveted fourth crown.

AND THE FOURTH QUEEN IS....... JOHN BARIL from Las Pinas, the Southern Queen!!!

Congratulations and may you and your fellow queens live long!!!

Blessed are the fabulous! Mwah!

The Price is Right

Sunday is done and I have done several of my priestly functions over the past 24 hours. Now it's time to start the week with a bang.

If you think you're holy, think again. People might not feel that way towards you. Here's what everyone in the conference room thinks about you. Look for your name and find out what all of them say about you when you're not there.

Here are the one's that I've already mentioned in my earlier posts:

Abu = SLUT
Matthew = SELF-RIGHTEOUS

And here's the rest:

Charlie = TRYING HARD
Monch = INVERTEBRATE
Ryan = NARCISSISTIC
Maurice = PRETENTIOUS
JC = FASHION VICTIM
MJ Paranaque = DRAMA QUEEN
Jay Fairview = NYMPHOMANIAC
Patrick = ADULTEROUS
Paolo Magno = LIAR
Gelo = HYPOCRITE
Siomai = AVERAGE
Richard = POSER
Bryan Insular = WEAKLING
Jericho = PARASITE
Martin = OUTCAST
Jay-jay = CONCEITED
Gwapa = FRAUD
Jojo = TO GOOD TO BE TRUE
JM = COWARD
James Ingcol = LEECH
Job = SOCIAL CLIMBER
Paolo Go = RETARDED
John Baril = FAKER
Dudong = UNCULTURED
Santi = IMMATURE
Keith = SUGAR-DADDY
Kenjie = KSP
Arby = UNFAITHFUL
Marky = KNOW-IT-ALL
Joemel = MEDDLER
Bryan Smart = BOGUS

Enjoy the rest of the week!

Blessed are the fabulous. Mwah!

Feel Threatened???

I am not one of you yet I am one of you. I permeate every living cell of this system yet I am detached from everyone else.

Southern Queen, you are right in saying that the Confi is my only world. It is my only world. Without the people in it, I cease to exist. (BTW, it looks like you're leading the poll for the Fourth Queen. Congratulations in advance!)

Insignificant people, don't try to find out who I am. If you feel threatened by my presence, just remember: "You're nobody until you're talked about." Feel blessed if I write about you. However, since you're insignificant, why should I write about you?

'Til the next bomb comes out. Let's all go to sleep, rest and observe the Lord's day.


Have a blessed Sunday, everyone!

Blessed are the fabulous. Mwah!

A Queen or a SlUt Machine???

As you may have observed, I placed an adult content warning before you can get into my blog. It is for one simple reason: HER.

One of the queens doesn't look like she deserves the title that she's holding. My very, very reliable sources told me several things about her. Things that would make the Duchesses cringe in their seats.

B, being a queen deserves a lot of attention. Here is my way of paying homage to you. May all the world's attention be yours. Only commoners engage in non-physical sex. Sex on the phone and cam to cam sex??? So unbecoming of a royalty. Are you a queen or a slut machine???


And here's a treat for all of you avid Blair fans out there. A live feed from the queen herself via her own Xtube account. Enjoy!



Blessed are the fabulous. Mwah!

And the winner is...

Everyone's talking about me... Who is Father Confessor?

My children, that's an irrelevant question. Focus on more important things like, "Who is the fourth queen?"

Two of the contenders for the much-coveted queenship have been pretty busy promoting themselves. Brooklyn's V is confident that her Gossip Girl friendship with Queens B, S and J will seal the deal.

This, however, does not stop The Other B from claiming her right to the throne. She claims that she is good friends with Queen B (with whom she shares a name). She boasts of her longtime friendship with Queen S since college days. And, definitely the strongest of all her claims, she had a one-time romantic and sensual affair with Queen J.

Will V be able to beat that???

Father Confessor's Toast: May the best Queen win! There can only be four queens. Right, B?

Blessed are the fabulous. Mwah!

Be careful what you wish for 'coz you just might get it...

The younger Van der Woodsen dared me to write something about him.

Be careful what you're asking for. I could be you, you know? Self-righteous?

Father Confessor's Word of Warning: DO NOT try to find out who I am. You will NEVER find out. I don't have time for boring and irrelevant people like you. My advice: Just smile and take in whatever you get.

Blessed are the fabulous. Mwah!

The battle is on...

When both of you are vying for the queenship, no one must stand in the way. Not even a knight in shining armor. Or shall I say, shining jersey???

Vanessa, who's madly in love with Jersey Boy, has just discovered that her rival from the South has also set her eyes upon this manly catch.

The battle is on not only for the queenship but for this knight's heart. Who will emerge as the victor? Is it Brooklyn's aspiring queen? or is it the Southern queen?

The Battle of the Pseudo-Queens??? Why not? This could determine who would be the fourth card. Everyone's waiting.

Father Confessor's Verdict: I'm all for true love.


Blessed are the fabulous. Mwah!

Angels and Monch

Our ex-seminarian friend has admitted to two things: That he has found his angel and that his angel was in Li'l J's birthday bash. Who could it be? Word has it that the lucky guy was Nate Archibald a.k.a David Cook. Is there really something going on between our two friends?

Nate, Nate, Nate... is M really your latest paramour? How about the ones who are still pining for you???

hmmmm...... do these pictures mean anything?




Blessed are the fabulous. Mwah!

The other queen...

What happened to Serena Van der Woodsen??? It seems like our resident Serena has four things on her mind... WHO? WHO? WHO? and WHO???

S, it doesn't hurt to share your blessings to those who are in need, you know.

Father Confessor's Word of Advice: Don't settle for someone who only buys you coffee. Go for someone who makes one for you. Effort counts a lot.

Blessed are the fabulous. Mwah!

It's all about her...

My first dish is for the Upper East Siders. After the steamy encounters during Li'l J's birthday bash, Queen B has now been thinking about going serious... It has been a long time since B has fallen in love.

Who could be that lucky (???) guy? Is it the long-time crush? the four-day ex? the one-night stand? or the latest of her charades?

Father Confessor's Assessment: The long-time crush and the one-night stand seemed to have developed an understanding. The latest charade has already admitted his infatuation over the other B. Who's left for the taking???

Blessed are the fabulous. Mwah!

I could be anyone...

I’m sure you’re all wondering who exactly is Father Confessor. I could be anyone: a Gossip Girl Fab Five, a Lady in White Glove or someone who is close to both groups. Who is this new entity who never talks in the conference room? Who is this silent listener when everyone else is talking?

Well, unfortunately for you, you’ll never find out. Fortunately for me, I get the dish on everything that’s going on in the Confi world. Father Confessor has the latest breaking news compiled by yours truly (as well as the countless, anonymous informants I have all over this network of friends, enemies and frienemies). I’m the gatekeeper to all gossip, rumors and scandals taking place in our small, yet fabulous, section of Gaylandia.

If you’re looking for old fashioned news, try the TV, but if you want the dish on what’s happening in my world of the Confi’s young and old, pretty and not, then you’ve come to the right place. Welcome to Father Confessor.

Blessed are the fabulous. Mwah!